Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Down with the King!

So the whole LeBron James fiasco is over. I just felt the need to write about how I didn't give a shit and somehow put it to music. So here I am, writing some splendiferous fantastical whimsy to make you smile. If you don't, then learn how and join in.

So LeBron felt the need to tease us with a one hour show about where he would go. If you watched that show and were in need to know where a guy would dribble and shoot a ball? You're the problem in this country. Along with the assholes that hate gays and love war. Sorry, but it's true. Even David Stern was unhappy with the way he went about it all. Even worse, however, was Dan Gilbert's response. This made it look like a couple of ten year-olds fighting. Stupid. And this, people, is what our country cares about. Isn't that just a bit depressing?

So with that being said, the song of the moment for me will be Run DMC's "Down With The King". Because I really hope LeBron fails. And if you want to leave a hateful response? Fine. I'm a big boy. I can take it.

Download Run DMC - Down With The King

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